Badgers are all around us

In german:
Dachs= badger
hund= dog

I urge all of you out there to be careful.  Before Zelda came into our lives I had no idea how prevalent badgers were in my life.  I still haven't seen an actual one but she assures us that they are to be found all over the house.  I trust her because she was bred to hunt badgers.  Her little body has been genetically engineered for hundreds of years to be a lean, mean, short legged, badger hunting machine.  When she starts digging it can only mean one thing, a badger has been found.  A list of where she has found their scent so far:

• our pillows
• our bed
• the corners of the carpet
• the nightstand (wood)
• Matt's lap
• any and every blanket
• the couch
• her crate
• her food bowl
• her water bowl
• my backpack
• paper

So see?  Be careful because if this list is any indication, your house may also be crawling with unseen badgers.